Once I lived in the land of Narr Before I traveled near and far On foot, because I had no car Till
I met a Pirate, saying "Arrr" He looked at me and then he said "You have a pineapple on
your head" I said "wanna Banana instead?" He said "no, my name is Ted" "Don't you know
Ted's don't like fruit" "All they eat is fish and boots" I looked at him and said " You coot" "there's
no nutrition in a boot" So I left Ted and his boot alone and went to a land full of bones
and then I tripped on a big stone and I let out a very loud moan My arm was hurt and
I was sad I didn't know bones hurt so bad So I left and went to Gadd Where they had a lot of plaid
I thought they might be Scots but then I realized that they were all hens then they
called their council men and a reporter from CNN They had never seen someone who
looked like me, under the sun I guess that's cause I have begun to grow a third eye, under my tongue
I explained that I had that eye from eating a radioactive pie then they all began to
cry So I left and went to Versailles In Versailles I met the French From them,
there came an awful stench Besides, those cowards, just "warmed the bench" So I left them, and went
to Lench Lench was the strangest of them all They all looked like basketballs but
they had a real nice mall So I decided to stay after all In my travels everywhere
there is one thing I must declare "Don't forget your underwear" "and bring more than just one pair"
'Cause there's something I must make clear Wearing the same pair for a year Isn't something
that made me cheer To this day it strikes up fear But besides that my trip went great
In fact I still like to celebrate those days of fun, I didn't hate with some soda and fish bait
Sometimes I wish I hadn't stopped In Lench, where I finally plopped maybe I might have
found a dropped balloon that wasn't even popped But that's okay 'cause I had fun
Even though my travels are done maybe there will be someone who will travel in the long run
And see the places I haven't seen And maybe even be made queen or if your a guy, you'd be king
but anyways, you know what I mean I hope you enjoyed the story I told or at least liked
it more than some bread mold Oh yah, my third eye is a site to behold It keeps getting bigger as I grow
old Okay now my story is through Now you find someone to tell it too Until then
I bid you adieu and say good-bye to all of you!!!
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