Once I lived in the land of Narr
Before I traveled near and far
On foot, because I had no car
I met a Pirate, saying "Arrr"
He looked at me and then he said
"You have a pineapple on
I said "wanna Banana instead?"
He said "no, my name is Ted"
"Don't you know
Ted's don't like fruit"
"All they eat is fish and boots"
I looked at him and said " You coot"
no nutrition in a boot"
So I left Ted and his boot alone
and went to a land full of bones
and then I tripped on a big stone
and I let out a very loud moan
My arm was hurt and
I was sad
I didn't know bones hurt so bad
So I left and went to Gadd
Where they had a lot of plaid
I thought they might be Scots but then
I realized that they were all hens
called their council men
and a reporter from CNN
They had never seen someone
looked like me, under the sun
I guess that's cause I have begun
to grow a third eye, under my tongue
I explained that I had that eye
from eating a radioactive pie
then they all began to
So I left and went to Versailles
In Versailles I met the French
there came an awful stench
Besides, those cowards, just "warmed the bench"
So I left them, and went
Lench was the strangest of them all
They all looked like basketballs
they had a real nice mall
So I decided to stay after all
In my travels everywhere
there is one thing I must declare
"Don't forget your underwear"
"and bring more than just one pair"
'Cause there's something I must make clear
Wearing the same pair for a year
that made me cheer
To this day it strikes up fear
But besides that my trip went great
In fact I still like to celebrate
those days of fun, I didn't hate
with some soda and fish bait
Sometimes I wish I hadn't stopped
In Lench, where I finally plopped
maybe I might have
found a dropped
balloon that wasn't even popped
But that's okay 'cause I had fun
Even though my travels are done
maybe there will be someone
who will travel in the long run
And see the places I haven't seen
And maybe even be made queen
or if your a guy, you'd be king
but anyways, you know what I mean
I hope you enjoyed the story I told
or at least liked
it more than some bread mold
Oh yah, my third eye is a site to behold
It keeps getting bigger as I grow
Okay now my story is through
Now you find someone to tell it too
I bid you adieu
and say good-bye to all of you!!!